The whole idea
Choosing a beer should feel like a tiny treat, not a spreadsheet. So we made two small machines. One pours you a random hack — a snack-sized piece of beer wisdom, some real, some gloriously made up. The other reads your mood and prescribes a style, then tells you exactly how to serve it like you've done this before.
That's the entire menu. No login, no newsletter, no "we value your privacy" pop-up that clearly values it less than we do. Just foam, opinions, and a button that's having the time of its life.
House rules
- The best hack is the one you actually use.
- Buy the first round. The universe remembers.
- A warm beer is a problem you can solve. We have nine hacks for it.
- One water per beer. This is the only serious sentence on the page.